In case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra.

And before you applaud the title of this post and tell me what kind of amazing genius I am for thinking of such a witty title... I must tell you that not even I can make this shit up!  Apparently, Dr. Elena Bodnar developed a bra that can double as an emergency respirator - and not just one - a cup for you and a cup for your friend!   

Believe it or not, but Dr. Bodnar is not a fly by night scientists developing another silly "as seen on tv" device - this woman actually began her medical career studying the effects of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster and she found if people has cheap, readily available gas masks during the after effects of Chernobyl they may have avoided much of the radiation sickness. 

OK, but you are thinking, such a bra/emergency device must be expensive right?  Even an average Victoria's Secret bra these days is averaging $50!  But, believe it or not you can buy an Emergency Bra online for only $29.99.  Just go to http://ebbra.bigcartel.com/. 

But bad news.  For those small women (A cups and below) and big boobed women (D cups and bigger) - you are SOL.  The Emergency Bra only comes in sizes 32B, 34B, 36B, 38B, 40B, 42B, 34C, 36C, 38C, and 40C.  And even worse, it only comes in a vibrant red - no other colors.  So you better damn hope you are always hanging out with a friend in those sizes and she's outfitted with the Emergency bra!