Sexting Acronyms....

Well, just so we are all up to date.  Because as you know, we all aren't "kids" anymore!  And if you just happen to date a much younger man or woman and they do sext you - you will need to know the up to date sexting acronyms!  Granted, while you don't have to be obsessive about the sexting - you obviously will have to partake in some of it!!!  Some of these I had NO idea even existed.


- 8 =Oral sex

- 1337 =Elite
- 143 =I love you
- 182 =I hate you
- 459 =I love you
- 1174 =Nude club
- 420 =Marijuana
- ADR =Address
- ASL =Age/Sex/Location
- Banana =Penis
- CD9 or Code 9 =Parents are around
- DUM =Do You Masturbate?
- DUSL =Do You Scream Loud?
- FB =F*** Buddy
- FMLTWIA =F*** Me Like The Whore I Am (wow, this one is a doosey!)
- FOL =Fond of Leather
- GNOC =Get Naked On Cam
- GYPO =Get Your Pants Off
- IAYM =I Am Your Master
- IF/IB =In the Front or In the Back
- IIT =Is It Tight?
- ILF/MD =I Love Female/Male Dominance
- IMEZRU =I Am Easy, Are You?
- IWSN =I Want Sex Now
- J/O =Jerking Off
- KFY or K4Y =Kiss For You
- Kitty =Vagina
- KPC =Keeping Parents Clueless
- MorF =Male or Female
- LMIRL =Let's Meet In Real Life
- MOOS =Member Of The Opposite Sex
- WYCM =Will You Call Me?
- MOS =Mom Over Shoulder
- MPFB =My Personal F*** Buddy
- NALOPKT =Not A Lot Of People Know That
- NIFOC =Nude In Front Of The Computer
- NMU =Not Much, You?
- P911 =Parent Alert
- PAL =Parents Are Listening
- PAW =Parents Are Watching
- PIR =Parent In Room
- POS =Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
- PRON =Porn
- Q2C =Quick To Cum
- RU/18 =Are You Over 18?
- RUH =Are You Horny?
- S2R =Send To Receive
- SorG =Straight or Gay
- TDTM =Talk Dirty To Me

And as an addendum... escarcasm.com came out with their own list, and I like these better ;)

1. MPICIMFP - my penis is caught in my flip phone


2. 397# - I weigh 397 pounds

3. CMPNSOR - check out my profile on the National Sex Offenders Registry

4. 3N - I have a third nipple

5. Tubesteak-  tubesteak

6. IICDTINLH - if I could do that I’d never leave the house

7. EP18M - eligible for parole in 18 months

8. AFHT - awaiting final hormone treatments

9. PD/G/TC - parents drugged/gagged/tied up in closet

10. 666 - I am satan’s spawn

11. NTAW/M - I’ve never touched a woman/man

12. TCP3 - I’ve been on To Catch a Predator three times

13. HSGC - high school guidance counselor

14. AMAMCF - ask me about my cheese fetish

15. SC - still chafing

16. GERE - I have a thing for gerbils

17. NEED8 - If it’s not at least 8″, don’t bother texting me back

18. EAT-U -- I am a cannibal

19. PIB-STV - phone in butt – set to vibrate

20. HPIMPNSIM - I have a popsicle in my pants. No, seriously — it’s melting

21. HWHGFSL - Hit wrong hole; girlfriend still limping

22. BALL911 - Call 911, sliced balls badly while shaving

23. DANZA - I just had sex with Tony Danza

24. BJ2NITE - I find the study of early American history utterly fascinating, don’t you?

25. HWH? - Herpes? What herpes?

Use which ever list you prefer!