Online Personals Snap Judgements

The world of internet/online dating is just a series of snap judgements followed by first impressions.  I have to tell you, I'm a bitch in the world of snap judgement making and I let no one get away.  While, I might not be any prize someones and I probably wouldn't pass my OWN snap judgement test, I'm still damn hard on others when I first judge their profile.  Some of these categories I provide snap judgements are as follows:

Height:  I'm short, we'll just say much shorter than the average woman, but not yet qualified to be a "little person!" But you know, I damn well judge men on their height, he better be taller than me in my tallest heels (and then a little bit) and that's not asking too much.  And I like wearing tall heals.  If he's not that's 1 strike offense.. 

Body Type: Ohh, here is one that I shouldn't do, but I'm a bitch so I do anyway.  I'm not a skinny girl.  I'm not huge either.  But you know I damn well judge a man based on what he writes in body type.  Especially because you know we all lie a little bit in this type of category, and if he writes anything that anyway indicates that he's a lazy, fat son of a bitch that's a 2-3 strike offense.

Smokes: Yup, I draw the line at smoking.  I hate it.  I just hate it.  Smoking is a 3 strike offense.  Smoking while drinking, 1-2 strike depending on severity. and "trying to quit" still 3 strikes!

Drinking: Believe it or not, I'm not a big drinker.  The last time I drank was over 2 months ago, and I'm still living to regret that night - oops!  Now, I will judge you based on your drinking habits.  Social drinker - good for you.  Binge drinker, bad for you.  Drinker all the time, even worse for you.  Binge or Frequent drinker - that's a 2 strike offense we are just not gonna work and I'm just gonna ignore you. 

Job; I think I'm a bit embarrassed to say this, (Yes, me!) but I've become a fucking elitist.  Yes, I judge you by your job.  Blue coller, yeah, I'll judge you.  I'm not saying it's just - I'm just saying I do.  Which is pretty bitchy since I'm the first white collar person in my family.  That's not saying I'm against the working men and women in the world... wait, I probably am.  God, I am a bitch.  But I do judge based on that so based on your job - 1 strike.

Income: Again, I'm a bitch, but hey.  This is my partner I'm looking for right?  At least I'm willing to admit that I make these snap judgements - I don't see you writing it down, do I?  Income significantly more than me, I jump for joy.  Income about the same that's ok. Income lower - one strike, Income a lot lower two strikes, no income, three strikes - I ain't your suga mama!

Kids: I want kids, I don't want them right now.  So.  if the man wants kids that's awesome.  But if the man already has kids, two strikes, I don't really want a ready made family (although as I get older, I'm probably going to have to revise this policy - damn it for getting older and the available man pool shrinking!!!)

Pets: We all know my obsession with dogs (it might be classified as unhealthy in some countries.  But if a man doesn't like dogs at all - it's an automatic three strikes - yeah, not gonna work