Saturday, September 18, 2010

Sex Dreams.

We've all had them.  Those dreams (and I'm not talking about daydreams where we can control the action) but dreams at night where those fantasies play out in our head.  You know those dreams, those sex dreams where suddenly you are playing out some sexual fantasy in your head.  As great as these dreams are, I really hate them!

My dreams are extremely vivid.  The kind where I wake up and can't distinguish dreamworld from reality.  I've even been known to have to call people and double check to see if my dream was real - yeah, I'm a little screwed up (but we already knew that).  So, you'd think - those sex dreams must be like my own personal porn right? and be awesome, right?  Nope.

These dreams always involve someone in my real life, oh no - not some celebrity I'd love to fuck - but someone in my real life.  Usually, thank god, it's been someone I have been attracted to and been daydreaming about.  But sometimes it's not (that's a bit awkward).  So, I wake up from this very vivid dream, of someone in my real life, and now I feel like we've had some very intimate moment (sometimes really dirty - my mind isn't all candles, fireplaces, and bubble baths you know!) and suddenly I'm embarrassed like I've mind raped them!  Now I have to face them nice time I see them thinking that I did really mind rape them.  Oops.

Lastly, and the single most frustrating thing of all about these dreams.  And probably the one reason that I hate them the most is that I never get off in these dreams.  No, I never orgasm.  NEVER.  Never, ever.  I have to tell you, the man always does (apparently I roll that way in my dreams too - I'm a giver!) but I always wake up before I'm done.  So I wake up feeling sexually frustrated and horny as all get out.  Yes, that pisses me off more than anything.  Especially right now when I'm in a phase of "being good"  (Please reference my post about Mr. Right Now)  I know a lot of girls that have had the big O in their sleep during these dreams - oh no not me.  My controlling mind won't let me.  Yeah, no fun.... 

So, enjoy your sex dreams everyone.  I will enjoy mine, until they end - then I will lay there frustrated.  Yeah, and feel like I just mind raped some dude I like.  Oops.

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