Date Night.... well, for for the "coupled" up.

It's Saturday night.  You know, the universal "date night" for all those people who have significant others, or those who are on their way to significant other-hood.  But for us singles (or at least for me), it's another night snuggling on the couch with the dogs (in fact I have a 100 lb mastiff's head on my lap right now snoring).  Pathetic you must be thinking.  Wait, you must be a mind reader!  You should apply to Cleo, I hear she's looking for another psychic for her Psychic for her friends network. 

Every other night of the week it's acceptable to be home alone, watching tv (even doing that damn homework or work that needs to be done), but on Saturday night there is that exception!  Every young (or even not so young) person is supposed to be out partying it up, right? 

All this makes Saturday night just a wee bit difficult for the single girl who doesn't really like to be a bar fly and be out trolling the bar crowd for men with her other single friends.  Especially when many of her other friends aren't so single anymore.  And as we get older and maybe just a little bit more mature, the thought of going out, getting drunk, and then coming home only to feel like crap loses it's appeal (or maybe that's just me.) 

Besides, who wants to go out on on a Saturday and see all those coupled up people looking all happy?  Doesn't it just make you all pissy?  But there is a positive side.  It's great for people watching and making up stories about their relationships.  You know that couple over there is on their first date - she can't stand him because he drives a "compensation car" and it's obvious that he must have a small penis. But I'm sure she'll blow him at the end of the night anyway because he took her out to an expensive dinner.  Oh wait - you don't make up stories like that?  Humm, wait - I don't either... that was just an idea ... or something.

And wait, you know on Sunday, the whole issue isn't even done!  I get up early on Sunday and go to the dog park with the puppies.  At the dog park there is a phenomena that I call the "freshly fucked".  These "freshly fucked" couples are those that obviously went out the night before and slept together and now are taking their fun walk with his/her puppy to the dog park.  Ahh, how sweet. 

So what's a girl to do?  Does it matter?  For me - I don't care!  I obviously don't care about any societal norms!  I'm here online bitching to you guys (I've been in a mood today!) All you can do is laugh about anything, well... and blog about it!