Yes, it's a very overused phrase - Bald is beautiful. But let me tell you - from my perspective - Bald IS beautiful. OK, wait.. before I get myself in too much trouble I shall clarify my "bald is beautiful" declaration. If there is anything I have learned in my advanced age of 30 - is that I cannot make blanket statements without clarifications. So... bald is beautiful, on men. Bald is NOT beautiful on women when they shave their heads. a la Brittany Spears shaving her head - that shit is NOT cute. That's just crazy. Now, on the other hand, I've seen some very beautiful black women with shaved heads. Granted, a lot of them have been after Ty-overs on America's Next Top Model (ANTM). OK, I'm getting off topic, and more than 85% of those of you reading have NO idea what I'm talking about when I talk about America's Next Top Model, which is a bit embarassing!
Lets get back to the idea at hand, when I am thinking about "Bald is beautiful" - I'm thinking about the beautiful men who shave their heads and look good doing it. I have to say - right now I'm thinking of Jason Statham after watching The Expendables this weekend. Hello, tall, bald, built man. That is just beautiful.
Now, before you go thinking I'm a celebrity lover freak. I'm really a lover of the bald approachable men. You know the every day guys.
I think of the bald guys in two classes, first the guys who are or have lost their hair, and have accepted it. Instead of fighting the process - they accept it, and just shave it all off. The second group, are the men who just prefer it short and shave it all off.
That first group - those men who are loosing their hair, and have accepted it are exceeding hot to me. I love the fact that they are confident enough to accept that they are getting older, the hair has gone and they are just shaving it off! I love confidence in a guy. It's just pretty hot. I have to control myself around those bald men. I might be a bit dangerous. You all better watch out.
On the flip side. I gotta say, I'm not a huge fan of guys who just let themselvs get that bald spot on their head, and then go the combover route or something similar. Hey silly dude, shave that head - you could be hot.... Think about it!
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