Sunday, September 5, 2010

Bald is beautiful

Yes, it's a very overused phrase - Bald is beautiful.  But let me tell you - from my perspective - Bald IS beautiful.  OK, wait.. before I get myself in too much trouble I shall clarify my "bald is beautiful" declaration.  If there is anything I have learned in my advanced age of 30 - is that I cannot make blanket statements without clarifications.  So... bald is beautiful, on men.  Bald is NOT beautiful on women when they shave their heads. a la Brittany Spears shaving her head - that shit is NOT cute.  That's just crazy.  Now, on the other hand, I've seen some very beautiful black women with shaved heads.  Granted, a lot of them have been after Ty-overs on America's Next Top Model (ANTM).  OK, I'm getting off topic, and more than 85% of those of you reading have NO idea what I'm talking about when I talk about America's Next Top Model, which is a bit embarassing!

Lets get back to the idea at hand, when I am thinking about "Bald is beautiful" - I'm thinking about the beautiful men who shave their heads and look good doing it.  I have to say - right now I'm thinking of Jason Statham after watching The Expendables this weekend.  Hello, tall, bald, built man.  That is just beautiful.

Now, before you go thinking I'm a celebrity lover freak.  I'm really a lover of the bald approachable men.  You know the every day guys. 

I think of the bald guys in two classes, first the guys who are or have lost their hair, and have accepted it.  Instead of fighting the process - they accept it, and just shave it all off.  The second group, are the men who just prefer it short and shave it all off. 

That first group - those men who are loosing their hair, and have accepted it are exceeding hot to me.  I love the fact that they are confident enough to accept that they are getting older, the hair has gone and they are just shaving it off!  I love confidence in a guy.  It's just pretty hot.  I have to control myself around those bald men.  I might be a bit dangerous.  You all better watch out. 

On the flip side.  I gotta say, I'm not a huge fan of guys who just let themselvs get that bald spot on their head, and then go the combover route or something similar.  Hey silly dude, shave that head - you could be hot....  Think about it!

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